poem of the day November 21
Who would have thought
Machine Astrology
would be such a world wide craze
Billions were being spent on getting the right machine
Making sure you and your machine had a compatible aura
Otherwise you could end up
with the Machine from Hell
Proponents claim:
Knowing your machine’s horoscope
is essential to having a happy healthy machine
You’ll know when to avoid the printer on a bad machine day
On a very inauspicious day
you can keep your machine home
transcending any cosmic meltdowns
With a Zodiac made up of common tool names
the astrology is easy to understand
Take for instance the sign of the Hammer
Hammer
is strong
Forceful
Confident
But easy to
anger
Not compatible
with the
Light Bulb