The Earth was on life support
floating in space bloated
from too much indigestion
The green house gasses
stunk and could be smelt
from many planets away
Dr Jupiter took time out of
revolving the Sun to make
his very dire diagnose
The Earth was going to die
unless she killed the cancer
The humans had spread
to every part of her body
and kept growing and growing
Dr Jupiter knowing there was not much time
prescribed an aggressive experimental treatment
Immediate meteor showers
Followed by yearly blasts of solar radiation
