I have solved the problem
of getting up in the middle
of the night
to let the dogs out
I have invented
the DOG URINAL
A shinny two sided porcelain
toilet that fits against
the wall next to our own throne
It has a back splash to catch pee
A long trough to do number Two
And comes with a robot flusher
in the shape of dachshunds
with enough force to flush dog waste away
Think of all the benefits
beyond a good nights sleep
Now we will be able to leave
our dogs inside for days
without the worry of coming
home to a stinky mess
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