poem of the day October 25 

I was thrilled

after many months

of anxiously waiting

The robot exerciser

with results guaranteed 

or your money back 

had finally arrived 

in my mailbox

No assembly required 

The instructions

were very simple

Link the robot

with the included special set 

of rose colored glasses

and you will 

instantly become

one with the robot

Then send the robot

to your favorite gym

to work out for you

All while you sit at home

on the couch

and watch videos

of random people's lives

It was so simple

It was so genius 

I will keep you posted

on my progress

But most people reported 

they had six pack abs

in only six weeks!!!