It was an astonishing dinosaur find
even for the team of
radical religious evolutionists
A prehistoric bible was discovered
within the remains of a Tyrannosaurus Rex
But even more astonishing
was the caveman note
found tucked into the stone bible
There was a recipe for the most delicious Brontosaurus pie.
The ingredients were:
5 pounds fresh Brontosaurus
1 tablespoon sea salt
2 medium onions
4 stalks celery
3 carrots
2 cups flour
1 cup Stegosaurus lard
The scientist were all dumbfounded:
The old recipe was the missing link
they had been searching for
With the exception of the Brontosaurus
the recipe was exactly like present day chicken pot pie
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