poem of the day May 4

Blondie Barbie and the Felon

were attending an unsecure top secret meeting

taking place at the pentagon

in Signal Pete's new state of art makeup room

The four leaders were sitting in golden chairs 

being serviced  by Russian hair agents

Val had sent over as a gesture of good will

now that the DEI hires had all been fired

The four vanity queens were getting fake tans and facials mooses

while  discussing sensitive matters

like the soon to be national ban on all hair dyes

other than orange or yellow 

In the midst of their makeovers

the door blew open

and the Joint Chief of Staff burst in 

"Mr president, I have urgent news

Girly-Bro-Men have invaded"