Dear Abby,
I don't know
what to do?
This winter
my house cat
has gained
a thousand pounds
sitting around
eating everything in sight
The only exercise he gets
is when I try to throw him out
Then he runs for cover
I recently tried
to recruit the dogs for help
but all they have done
is cause the fat cat to climb
into the cabinet and break things
Something has to give
Please advise
I am at the end of
my catnip
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