poem of the day January 14 

I read in LA

even the sidewalks 

get plastic surgery

At first I did not believe it

but it is all true

And by looking around

I have to admit

some of it is

very pretty damn good

There are lawns of transplanted 

astro turf that feel

just like real meadow grass

Where beautiful

super fit toned giant squirrels

show off their fake tanned brown 

sculpted hybrid mega bodies

while flexing next to glamorous signs

advertising undetectable roofs lifts

guaranteed  for life